Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Evolve

iPhone has ruined my life.  Do not let it ruin yours.  Here is my story, so that you can live wiser based on my misfortune:

Phase 1: Pre-iPhone.

Wow, look at this cute/sleek google/htc/samsung/nokia/whatever smartphone that's not iPhone.  It can do everything that iPhone can do, and more!  And it costs so much less.  It's pink and colorful and whatever.  I am happy with this.  No, seriously, I am happy with this.

Phase 2: iPhone

No thinking required.  Too easy.  Life is perfect.

Phase 3: Post-iPhone

I have a machine in my hand, they tell me it's a phone, but I can't figure out how to turn it on.

Oh okay, two hours have passed and I turned it on.  Now, how do I make a call?

What has happened to my life?  Where have all my friends gone?  Life is over.

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