Summary

This past weekend:

[Dinner - Copyright Infringement]
Me: "Just pretend he fell in a hole and disappeared to the center of the Earth."
Friend: "But..."
Me: "Just do it. Swoosh."

[Looking for AMC in Arcadia mall - Sides]
Me, running to the right: "Is it on the JcPenny side?"
Friend: "No. It's on the other side."
Me, turning around and running to the left: "Oh. Is it on the Macy's side?"
Friend: "No. It's kind of in the middle."
Me, turning around and running towards the middle: "Oh. Is it on the Nordstrom side?"
Friend: "No..."
Me, stopping to a halt: "Dude...I've run out of sides."

[Step Brothers - Dinosaur]
Brennan's dad: "Don't lose your dinosaur."

[Step Brothers, 5 minutes later]
Dale: "Bros and Ho's."

[Later - God]
Friend: "It's like God heard my calling and the clouds opened up and parted and God came down at that very moment, and showed me the very ass that is my limit."

[Mamma Mia - What They Did Back Then]
Sohpie: "...and dot, dot, dot."